The academic marketplace
Colleges and universities undervalue their best assets: quality professors and instructors
Consider my friend for 40 years, the brilliant American novelist John Barth. Over time I have met more than a few of
Now consider this: How about we create a doppelganger of John Barth, albeit with few (if any) publications? Let us make him a teacher with deep knowledge of his subject, a teacher who prepares his classes with care. A teacher who is honored at graduation for his dedication to his students. And now let us imagine that this John Barth seeks the same professorships that the author of “The Floating Opera” (among many other novels) is seeking. Futility to the x times y power.
But of course John Barth's Hopkins students had the best of his glittering eye. Think about the well-published scholars and scientists in all academic fields, the specialists who are never going to be honored for their classroom teaching because they are neither good at it nor care much about it. Imagine they have won national and international prizes and awards far beyond their college and university. It doesn't take much to imagine that they too will get “the jobs, the dollars” to quote a line from W.D. Snodgress' poem “April Inventory.”
Each year I drive west on Interstate 70 from Chestertown, Md., to a remote town in Northwestern Kansas, and along the way I see billboards advertising universities and colleges: One school claims a celebrated basketball player starred on its team; a small college asserts that it has a business program that will get its students jobs; a state school announces it is a nationally recognized “Research University”; another college brags that a famous speech had been given there; and, (my favorite) a university shows a massive picture of two clenched bare-knuckled fists sporting 10 championship rings from various NCAA playoffs. Taken together these billboards are 15 minutes of fame for the colleges and universities that line the interstate highways of America (well, 15 seconds at 70 mph).
To be fair, you can't put a picture of a celebrated teacher on a billboard (who would pay the bill? Not the athletic department), nor would any good teacher want that: Praise to the face is open disgrace, as the old rule would have it. And if you were an honored teacher, you would probably not want to be celebrated at the half time ceremony of a football game — something I once witnessed.
So what's to be done? Not much as it turns out. There is of course satisfaction in itself from teaching well; not unlike the pleasure of learning is the pleasure of learning — thus a liberal arts education, also not a valued currency.
Or there is this, again from “April Inventory”: